Where's the point in fighting and slaying if you can make a friend out of anybeast instead of a foe?

I am a people watcher and I have a very good memory.

...it was actually the first time I’ve been shot at.” “Congrats? It’s New Orleans. I’m sure that won’t be the last, though it doesn’t sound like something to put on a cake.” “Greetin’ card either.

Fears drive us backwards.

You must suffer me to go my own dark way.

It is good for society to have this introspection.

As long as men are free to speak, a small, rational minority will always prevail over an irrational majority.

If I could climax as many times as a Derek Dingle routine I would be a happy man!

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

In black comedic culture, there's always been a thing about "Man, I ain't gotta wear a dress to be funny!" But I've done it.

I was raised by the Christian Brothers, who believe in that, fortunately. They were, to me, the most rebellious arm of the Catholic Church - and one of the most liberal and forward thinking.