Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Forerun thy peers, thy time, and letThy feet, millenniums hence, be set In midst of knowledge, dream'd not yet.

I am still against any kind of censorship. It's a subject in my life that has been very important.

Corporations have at different times been so far unable to distinguish freedom of speech from freedom of lying that their freedom has to be curbed.

If you want to know what you look like, look into a mirror. If you want to know how you think, you should write

I lift up my heart in gratitude for these beautiful yearly bridges that bind us together in love.

Not till we are completely lost, or turned round, do we appreciate the vastness and strangeness of Nature.

I worship F. Scott Fitzgerald and I love his writing.

If (the antiproton) had not been discovered, the foundations of physics really would have crumbled.

[He] saw communism for the sham that it was--a bunch of brutes who seized power in the name of the people, only to repress the very people they claimed to champion.

When making a painting, only one thing counts: what you do next.