Where the mind is past hope, the heart is past shame.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

The empty vessel giveth a greater sound than the full barrel.

The broken bone, once set together, is stronger than ever.

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend, which neither heat, nor cold, nor misery, nor place, nor destiny, can alter or diminish

It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.

The true measure of life is not length, but honesty.

When adversities flow, then love ebbs; but friendship standeth stiffly in storms.

The greater the kindred is, the lesse the kindnesse must bee.

Let the falling out of friends be a renewing of affection.

He that loseth his honesty hath nothing else to lose.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

But need alone is not enough to set power free: there must be knowledge.

Always put the unknown future into the hands of the known God. He has the key it will take to unlock your locked doors.

How could I have ever thought she was what was wrong in my life? She was the only thing that made any sense, and when she was broken and hurting, so was I.

What good is truth, at midnight, in the dark, when the wind is roaring like a bear in the chimney?

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

A dramatic decrease in oil availability is not at all far-fetched.

We think abortion is a bad thing.

Despair is the absolute extreme of self-love. It is reached when a person deliberately turns his back on all help from anyone else in order to taste the rotten luxury of knowing himself to be lost

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.