Where the questions of religion are concerned people are guilty of every possible kind of insincerity and intellectual misdemeanor.

No, our science is no illusion. But an illusion it would be to suppose that what science cannot give us we can get elsewhere.

Where questions of religion are concerned, people are guilty of every possible sort of dishonesty and intellectual misdemeanor.

Immorality, no less than morality, has at all times found support in religion.

Religious doctrines … are all illusions, they do not admit of proof, and no one can be compelled to consider them as true or to believe in them.

The reason there’s no oneness and no harmony in the church is because the believers don’t habitually walk in the light and they don’t constantly allow God’s light (knowledge) to shine in them.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

You must remember that no one lives a life free from pain and suffering.

I give him a smile I don't really own.

What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

We are inconsolable at being deceived by our enemies and being betrayed by our friends, yet we are often content in be being treated like that by our own selves.

Well, I'm not going to be singing about lollipops because I no longer relate to lollipops.

We can never lose anything that is good, never lose love or the memories of great happiness because they are true.

Sometimes witches merit saving. Quite often, actually. You'd be surprised.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.