Where the women go, the culture goes.

There's always something to suggest that you'll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.

You have to learn how to care about people without taking on all of their problems.

If I had known being insane was so much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago.

I am just myself, and who I am is a lot.

How is it that you profess love for God but can't accept another human being?

We are told there is not enough money for education, but somehow there is enough money for people to raise billions of dollars to defeat somebody in an election? Oh! Okay! Does that make sense?

What's in front of you is a whole world of experiences beyond your imagination. Put yourself, and your growth and development, first.

I believe the universe conspires to give you everything you desire.

The stubbornness I had as a child has been transmitted into perseverance. I can let go but I don't give up. I don't beat myself up about negative things.

Let's just say that the theater is not for the faint of heart.

The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?

I know from experience that females need a certain amount of chocolate. We have two of them in the house. I don't want them growing restless.

We in Purgatory sing fondly of Hell.

There's only so much artistic output that I can actually expel at any one given time.

Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.

In civilized society, women have the ultimate power. It's women who say "no," in civilized society. That's what you feminists never have understood.

How easy it must be when you had no secrets from the person you lived with." - Eclipse, page 208

Fate will find a way.

Happy salesmen not only multiply their volume of business and their income, they also multiply themselves.

She was saving up feelings for some man she had never seen.