Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.

Don't stop with your first draft.

Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.

To me, patriotism means dedication to the principles on which the country was founded and a willingness to stand firm and fight for these principles regardless of what the government says or does

When the words have been said and the music has been played, feelings are the only form of art which will remain to reign. (Soar)

Antonio-"Just in time, Pete. Five more minutes of reading this and she'd have been in a coma."Peter-"Are we such bad company that you'd rather hide out in here reading that old thing?

The first principle of all action is leisure.

Jesus is not some puny religious teacher begging for an invitation from anyone. He is the all-sovereign Lord who deserves submission from everyone.

My husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school.

He is always becoming, and if it were not for the contingency of death, he would never end.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

In brief, the whole world is the totality of mathematically expressible motions of objects in space and time, and the entire universe is a great, harmonious, and mathematically designed machine.

I don't want to be a tree; I want to be its meaning.