Where there has been true science, art has always been its exponent.

When you have more than you need, make your table longer, not your fence higher.

I prefer to solve the world's problems. They never seem as complicated as my own.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

The safest principle through life, instead of reforming others, is to set about perfecting yourself.

I just wanna get to the end of the day without it raining.

I'm very open about my politics. I don't believe in any political party at all, none of them.

The uniformity and obedience of the media, which any dictator would admire...

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

Keep the pressure on, with different tactics and actions, and utilize all events of the period for your purpose.

Health, learning and virtue will ensure your happiness; they will give you a quiet conscience, private esteem and public honour.