Where there is personality, there is discord.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.

Il est le soleil qui ne se couche jamais sur l'empire de la passivité moderne. Il recouvre toute la surface du monde et baigne indéfiniment dans sa propre gloire.

My mind an ever longingAs the moon longing for nightMake the night dreams of desireThat is my love.

We were both smiling, in that bittersweet way one does when imagining something the heart longs for and the head would dread.

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.

If we had paid attention, we would have understood there are some things in this world you cannot outrun.

So this is where the years of maturity deliver us - to this needy, selfish, unwieldy wish to be somebody else's first and primal other.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

I am very proud of my husband, both behind the camera and in front of the camera.