Where there's a will - there's a relative!

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

If you can't trust others, nobody will be able to trust you.

The fear of being alone is a great obstacle to attracting the relationship that is right for you.

The stomach is not the only vital organ that hungers.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

He who thinketh he leadeth and hath no one following him is only taking a walk. Leadership is getting people to work for you when they are not obligated.

We are pilgrims, not settlers; this earth is our inn, not our home.

I think you've got to play the hand that you're dealt and stop wishing for another hand.

The New World Order that is in the making must focus on the creation of a world of democracy, peace and prosperity for all.

A well-governed appetite is a great part of liberty