Where there's a will, there's a potential for murder

Time to write down the ingredients for a pipe bomb.

If you ingest too much sodium, you turn green.

Planning a murder takes a lot of prep work.

Devote yourself to reading of the Holy Scriptures.

Said will be a little ahead, but done should follow at his heel.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.

There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.

A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like.

Nothing is more detestable than a professed declaimer who retails his discourses as a quack does his medicines.

Republicans are being counseled to move the party to the left, but in my experience, those who advocate more liberal policies for the GOP are wrongheaded or Democrats, or both.

Don't feel like you're alone because you're not.