Where two nations are gonna have a summit and a joint agreement's gonna be announced, the joint agreement and the language is all decided before the summit ever happens.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

There is one thing which gives radiance to everything. It is the idea of something around the corner.

I tend to say faith is believing in life, and as I love life, I try to do the best with it, make it as serene and joyous as possible.

Well why not a technology of joy, of happiness?

If I'm playing cards for pennies, I want to win.

It's not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity.

Too many of our children cannot read. Reading is the building block, and it must be the foundation for education reform.

Most of what I do is for creative people - writers and painters and photographers - trying to work through creative problems.

My trainer don't tell me nothing between rounds. I don't allow him to. I fight the fight. All I want to know is did I win the round. It's too late for advice.

There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee.

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.