Where unwilling dies the rose Buds the new another year.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Imperfection is simply not a good enough excuse to have someone keep hurting you just because they feel like it.

Love is the perception of perfection beyond the protection of our projection.

Life is great.Life is amazing.Observe the beauty in everything you do.

Nothing will end war unless the peoples themselves refuse to go to war.

An unprejudiced mind is probably the rarest thing in the world; to nonprejudice I attach the greatest value.

When you're a little kid, you want the ball. You don't want to play defense. When you get the ball, basically you can do whatever you want.

If you don't change the direction you are going, then you're likely to end up where you're heading.

Love was without beginning, is, and shall be without ending.

You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show part is that you never stop loving someone. There's always a piece of them in your heart.

There's an old maxim that says, 'Things that work persist,' which is why there's still Cobol floating around.