Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The demon that you can swallow gives you its power, and the greater life’s pain, the greater life’s reply.

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --

You aren’t some dream I want to relive. You’re the part of my life that someone has decided to rip away and I’m trying to figure out how to tie us back together.

I never really wanted to write and wanted to focus on acting.

There is so much history of this racist violence that simply to bring one person to justice is not going to disturb the whole racist edifice.

I think life on the road really suits very egotistical men. It's set up for kings.

I joined the Communist Party because I felt I had to be in some organization.

I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off.

I think a performer should do his work and then shut up.

When death occurs, death as you know it, the universe embraces you and takes you to its heart.