Whether it's a blatant homage or unconscious mimicry, the Rolling Stones have permanently, indelibly influenced how rock stars look and behave.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

What kind of god would create a world in which the means of survival depends on our eating each other?

246. Become yourself

Monsters are born of pain, and grief, and loss, and anger. Your heart is full of them.--"And?"And it makes you vulnerable.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Every good army needs a couple of criminals.

Everything I know about makeup, I've learned from my sister.

At some point all lies are brought to the surface and truth comes forth no matter how hard we try to hide it.

I grew up watching Scooby Doo and Thelma was my favourite character.

Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.

Kids accept where they are because they don't know the past. They know what they have; they know where they are.