Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times it's the only time we've got.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Feelings of apathy as they relate to our relationships often stem from insufficiently paying attention to those around us.

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

No matter what is happening in the world, I continue to believe in humanity. The power of positive thinking is always enough.

When you step from the wings onto the stage you go from total blackness to a blinding hot glare. After a moment you adjust, but there is that moment. like being inside lightning.

A man who speaks truth is always surrounded by haters, while the rest who who admire him seldom stay in his company!

We gain the ability to rejoice under pressure through a carefully monitored training program directed by the Lord Himself.

Yet otters have not been hunters in water long enough for the habit to become an instinct.

Le geai pare des plumes du paon. A bluejay in peacock feathers.

My music is L-O-V-E because it's a gift, and you only give something when you feel it deeply.

A good half of the effort of understanding what the Indian philosophers were after - and their subtleties make most of the great European philosophers look like schoolboys.