Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

See a man as a good opportunity and that is what he becomes. See him as bad luck and he becomes your headache.

Explanations are for cowards.

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio.

Poets arguing about modern poetry: jackals snarling over a dried-up well.

The greatest things in the world are brought about by other things which we count as nothing: little causes we overlook but which at length accumulate.

A pale reflection of myself wavers in my consciousness...and suddenly the “I” pales, pales, and fades out.

Educating our young girls is the foundation for Nigerias growth and development.

Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics.

Our idea of nature is increasingly being determined by scientific developments. And they have become decisive for our image of reality.

Your current situation does not determine your future. Your future is determined by your decision to succeed.