Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

I've still got the bible, I stole that night from my revival. From some hotel on 35.

If a player is not interfering with play then he shouldn't be on the pitch.

The compulsion to find a lover and husband in a single person has doomed more women to misery than any other illusion.

When you compete with a person, you only have to be as good or better than the person to win. If you compete with yourself, there is no limitation to how good you can be.

If you don't know it, don't write it.

I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school.

What more do I need to say? Conservative books sell. I can't help it if liberal books don't sell.

But since I'm single, it's nice to get a kiss where I can.

Self-ruled Taiwan cannot be expected to accept such an affront to the legitimacy of its government and the self-determination of the Taiwanese people.

I agree that special interest sections between Portugal and Indonesia can proceed without me being released.