Which is the best religion? [...] The religion that brings you closest to God.

The persons you long for, who have gone to heaven before you, will be waiting for you when you die. They will be ready to comfort you and escort you to heaven.

The gift of the Holy Ghost operates equally with men, women, and even little children. It is within this wondrous gift and power that the spiritual remedy to any problem can be found.

It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up.

My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

I don't think spending time in Ottawa is a good use of my time as the leader.

I always thought I was a little shy, especially compared to my brother and my sister, but I guess I was always the kid doing performances in the front room.

The past is over; the present is fleeting; we live in the future.

Nothing comes from nothing, Thieflet; no story comes from nowhere; new stories are born from old--it is the new combinations that make them new.

Material wealth is either a window through which we see God or a mirror in which we see ourselves.