Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow's bound to be worse?

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.

I wonder if I cry whether my tears would be gray.

We're all alive. We're all healthy. These are the good times.

But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.

My existence is the only gift I have left to give, but it will have to do.

Every day we're one day closer to death. But there's no reason to rush into it.

I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.

So we baked and sweated together. I like punching the dough. I told myself it was the moon and punched it senseless.

Wonders demonstrate the power of God.

My whole life changed after I drowned and died in the flood.

So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.

My days are so busy with school and football, it's not often that I get out, anyway. But when I do, I like to meet people.

I think the gender story will become less fraught with hard edges - and not that we'll have androgyny, but that men and women will move more fluidly into each other's domains.

Real life doesn't have to suck.

If there is God, I thought...Please some day let me make love to this girl while she wears that dress." "Oh..." "Tatiasha...isn't it nice to know there is a God?

During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the face. "GET OUT!" he screams.

It's no accident that I'm not married and don't have kids yet.

Sometimes people call me a success for all the reasons that make me think I'm a failure