Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people you run into this morning, or the U.S. Senate Democratic caucus?

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

About 25 years ago, I started out as a reporter covering politics. And that sort of just evolved into organized crime, because organized crime and politics were the same thing in Boston.

I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

An armed society is a free society.

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its able to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

I wouldn't give a tinker's damn for a man who isn't sometimes afraid. Fear's the spice that makes it interesting to go ahead.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

You know I want to sing for people, I want to jazz people up I want to make new music that they've never heard.

Today, our brave military men and women, just as those who have gone before them, stand on alert, securing freedom at home and guarding the innocent abroad.

I don't like to get beat in anything!

Because Elvis gave 'em cars, you think I'm cheap.

As for our gods, we have a few too many to be true.

Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.