Which office do I go to to get my reputation back?

Doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune.

Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing. They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety.

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.

There was too much going on here -- too much that strayed from odd all the way over into seriously weird.

My dear, the duty that devolved wholly on you in my absence of guiding and expanding the minds of our dear children is a laborious one and a responsible one.

Let our chief goal, O God, be your glory, and to enjoy You forever.

What's up with chicks and science?

They criticize because they don't have a life. It's easy to criticize another person.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry on!