While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!

Golf has too much walking to be a good game, and just enough game to spoil a good walk.

Hell is given up so reluctantly by those who don't expect to go there

I can be pushed just so far.

Becoming limitless involves mental agility

Prison is like high school with knives.

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.

You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind.

It's not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell.

A lot of the time, the way it's portrayed is that I only see women in a sexual way. But I grew up with just my mum and sister, so I respect women a lot.

Gentleness corrects whatever is offensive in our manner.

The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.

In 1997, the National Bankruptcy Review Commission recommended that chapter 12 of the Federal Bankruptcy Code, the chapter that contains bankruptcy protection for family farmers, be made permanent.

Building a better you is the first step to building a better America.