While it lasts, the religion of worshiping oneself is the best.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Be the master of your dreams, not a slave of your sorrows.

Beginning is scary, exciting, terrifying, and all things amazing. Begin even when you're not sure.....What do you have to lose?

Go to the truth beyond the mind. Love is the bridge.

I would permit no man, no matter what his colour might be, to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.

A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.

The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

I think early on I was really into ambient music and like American original Emo.

Jazz is letting everybody do his or her thing with the music.

You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.

At the beach - time you enjoyed wasting, is not wasted.