While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Your power is in your thoughts not in your physical strength,

Last night, in silent hours - where the gentle sea touched our skin - I have found the love of your thinking.

Indulging in unrestrained and immoderate laughter is a sign of intemperance, of a want of control over one's emotions, and of failure to repress the soul's frivolity by a stern use of reason.

Weapons means killing. Weapons is ah, I'm simply sensitive to the word.

In this world we walk on the roof of hell gazing at flowers

There are choices you have to make not just once

Stop the mental chatter about what's wrong and what's not complete. There is a presence of Love that is seeking to express itself through you.

The gospel frees us to confess our sins without fear of condemnation.

The were good times, there were hard times, but there were never bad times

This pilot, by far, was the best I ever read - and I hope that insults every other pilot I worked on.