While the Gods are powerful, we learn little about them. It is only in their day of decadence that a strong light beats into heaven.

Try not to change the world. You will fail. Try to love the world. Lo, the world is changed. Changed forever.

I wanted to have the opportunity to travel to Vietnam and Sydney, and have the chance to work there.

When you make the claim that something on the Internet is going to be good for democracy, you often [hear], 'Are you talking about the thing with the singing cats?'

We want a Supreme Court which will do justice under the Constitution - not over it. In our courts we want a government of laws and not of men.

Meditation is the journey to happiness.

Prayer begets Revival, which begets more prayer.

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele.

Every man is a hero or oracle to someone. And that person has enhanced value.

By multiplying ironies, I evade commitments.

I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.