While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

I saw this moment as attached by threads to eternity and woven between all the other braided moments of my past and my future.

Scarlet the poppies Blue the corn-flowers, Golden the wheat. Gold for the Eternal: Blue for Our Lady: Red for the five Wounds of her Son.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

The mind of the many is not the mind of God.

Sometimes I just turn on the TV and I'm like, wait a minute, that guy [Donald Trump]? It's incredible that he did all those things and he still won. It's hard to process.

Married men make the best husbands.

I love my fans to pieces. They're with me. They get it, you know? They get what I'm saying.

The only way to consistently grow in B2B is to be better than very good.

My words wear no parachutes as they fall out of my mouth.

How can you stop writing?