While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

I would rather not be engaged. When people are engaged, they begin to think of being married soon, and I should like everything to go on for a long while just as it is.

The Saints come, as human as a mouth, with a bag of God in their backs, like a hunchback, they come, they come marching in.

That's the only way I can control my movie. If you shoot everything, then everything is liable to end up in the movie. If you have a vision, you don't have to cover every scene.

God has blessed me to see the luxury side of things.

One slumber finds another.

I'm not in love. I'm not out of love. I'm just trying to find some version of the truth.

History is constantly repeating itself, making only such changes of programme as the growth of nations and centuries requires.

The wise trusts not only to his physical eyes - thus he can see clearly.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius.