While to the claims of charity a man may yield and yet be free, to the claims of conformity no man may yield and remain free at all.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

i promise you that i won't promise you anymore., , ,

Life is expressed in a perpetual sequence of changes. The birth of the child is the death of the baby, just as the birth of the adolescent is the death of the child.

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.

I'm a New Testament Christian. I reject and throw out titles.

My women are always victorious.

It was his soul's freedom that was in question. And that question was whether freedom was worth the price when it meant shirking the responsibilities of honor.

The university is a vast public utility which turns out future workers in today's vineyard, the military-industrial complex.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

Fame is an unnatural construct and those who go in search of it are the least likely to find it.

I don't work. I keep telling people I'm unemployed. And I don't wash dishes, and I don't wash clothes, and I don't clean my house. Somebody else does that.