While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

The difference between "I wish", and "I will" is two letters, get up and make that change.

Shitty values involve tangible external goals outside of our control. Better values are process-oriented.

My Strength, My Portion, My Life is found in the overwhelming love of God by, in, and through Christ Jesus!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it's impossible to turn back.

The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.

Kids should read whatever they want to read. So I'm hoping that just like 15-year-olds read "Summer Sisters," I'm hoping that they'll read this.

George Washington was the president who could never tell a lie, and Richard Nixon was the president who could never tell the truth. Donald Trump is truly the president who can't tell the difference.

I just wanted to make sure that God's hand was upon it, especially for a band that always stood for God's message; that was important.

Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.