While you have a future do not live too much in contemplation of your past: unless you are content to walk backward the mirror is a poor guide.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Strength and weakness are both mental constructs. Now you choose, what's preferable for you.

To me, the mind and body are one. I'm very transparent, in a way, and people can very easily make out what mood I'm in.

Be greatly aware of the present.

If you don't own the stage, you shouldn't be in rock n' roll.

Religion is the first thing and the last thing, and until a man has found God and been found by God, he begins at no beginning, he works to no end.

Don't sell out your virtue and your value for something you think you want. Judas got the money, but he threw it all away and hung himself because he was so unhappy with himself.

If Singapore is a nanny state, then I am proud to have fostered one.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

Learn to be a radiant human, and then shine on others.