Whisky drowns some troubles and floats a lot more.

you are only what you are when no one is watching.

Never exaggerate your faults your friends will attend to that.

Don’t let affluence make you impoverished of God.

Love is a decision - not an emotion!

The Mad Scene. Enter Ophelia!

The more one does the more one can do.

Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love.

Cooking is one of the oldest arts and one which has rendered us the most important service in civic life.

Even before we . . . had reached 300 feet, I recognized that the sky would be my home. I tumbled out of the airplane with stars in my eyes.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.