Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework.

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish.

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

For this was the round of love: fear which leads on desire, tenderness and fury, and that brutal anguish which triumphantly follows pleasure.

Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter.

Curiosity is the beginning of wisdom.

I shall live badly if I do not write, and I shall write badly if I do not live.

Nicole had put on weight. This is the effect which, in three cases out of four, unhappiness has upon women. The process of eating guarantees at least the health of the body.

There is a certain kind of stupidity reserved for women's dealings with men.

He was stabbed by memory, that tyrant which impinges upon our dreams and leaps at out throat as soon as we awaken.

Mind is your greatest asset..

Many of us have no appetite for spiritual things because we are absorbed in the sinful pleasures of this world. We have been eating too many of the devil’s delicacies.

I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!

And well historically it's never been a good thing to compare yourself to biblical characters.

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

Religion isn't yours firsthand until you doubt it right down to the ground.

If it requires great tact to speak to the purpose, it requires no less to know when to be silent.

What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?

Life is short..Live to the fullest.

The more you eliminate the inefficient use of information, the better it is for productivity.