White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Everybody acts like the future is so far away, when really every moment that passes is the future.

Cats don't think they're owned by anybody. Even behind doors and windows, like amiable Wally, they're free. Always. That may, in fact, be the most important thing about them.

I don't know of a soul who packed more living into 72 years than Charles Lindbergh did.

There is no form of sinfulness to which you are addicted which Christ cannot remove.

Traditionally, duos get accused of lots of things.

Mitt Romney has a proven job creation record as governor and in the private sector.

Advertising says to people, 'Here's what we've got. Here's what it will do for you. Here's how to get it.'

We're going to put Hulu ahead of you, unless you pay up.

I have ideas whirring around my head all the time.

A lady of honor may be raped once, but it strengthens her virtue.