White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Monthly, out of common courtesy, he went to inquire after the invalid Charles, who refused either to die or get better.

In the history of the world, a whole story has never been told.

Thinking these things made space and time around her, the way saying 'only June' had when she was a child hoarding summer.

Individuality will always be one of the conditions of real elegance

Little choices determine habit; Habit carves and molds character. Which makes the big decisions.

I would like to travel to my country again, to a country without a dictatorship, to a post-Putin Russia.

Amazing what we can self-rationalize when we really want something

Before any of it could make sense, it had to be heard.

To die for one's country? To die for love? To die for an ideology? But I say unto you that stay away from the death, stay alive!

Top Gun was one of my favorite movies growing up.