White people on Facebook, I discovered by reading people's messages and walls, tended to lurk and judge.

Life is the byproduct of our thoughts. To make life better—think better.

Someone once said that nostalgia is longing for a place you’d never go back to and thinking about it… that’s pretty much how I’m feeling about my ex-husband: longing for someone I’d never go back to.

I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.

The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills.

I love to sing some Beyonce - ya know, like 'All the Single Ladies.' I'll sing that - maybe not with the body shakin' - but I'll have a little bit of the hand movement going on.

What we know oman today is limited precisely by the extent to which we have regarded him as a machine.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

You can play lacrosse all over the world provided you know where the goalposts are.

I'd like to thank Dariel pasta.