Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

We are more than our traumaWe are not our diagnosisWe are more than the worst thingsthat have ever happened to us

I try to take large, general questions that are difficult to resolve and break them down into small, very specific questions that have clear answers.

I hope that somewhere in Small Town, U.S.A., a 15-year-old kid looks to me as a role model the way I looked at the Indigo Girls and Elton John as role models.

No, she did not have a history of twins, and we had discussed all of this before she got pregnant. What if all three, what if two eggs, what if one - you discuss every scenario.

What is important to me is not the truth outside myself, but the truth within myself.

I just keep active - everything thats challenging me, everything that I feel like doing.

I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there's not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge.

If you get a wrinkle, I don't feel that's indicative of your losing ground. That's ridiculous.

In actual fact those who do not care for politics and sit on the fence do indeed side for a political party: The ruling party.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.