Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not.

What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!

It is only human to be kind to others.

In a war the most dangerous thing is to understand the enemy. To understand is to forgive. And wehave no right to do that—we never have had, not since the creation of the world.

An old person knows what it’s like to be young, but a young person doesn’t know what it’s like to be old. There’s no substitute for life experience.

I am on the cusp of change and the curve is shifting fast.

Everyone says, 'You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it's just beautiful'. And I walked in and I just started sobbing.

I think you grow up wanting to be a racing driver. Then it dawns on you that it's not going to happen.

The editing process, to use a slightly grim analogy, is like the slow suffocation of lots of babies. It's like, which finger do you want to cut off first?

A setback only paves the way for a comeback.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

I'm as clean as the days are long.