Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Live near to God, and so all things will appear to you little In comparison to eternal realities.--

You might not understand, but I gave you the best of me, and after you left, nothing was ever the same.

We have confident

Being as it was one of my dreams to sing with one of the world's greatest groups, for me to join 'The Temptations' was a great blessing.

A lot of why I do something is just the novelty of the experience.

My room was a real way of expressing myself. It was like a little nest that I could settle into.

I would rather have a player who showed a bit of heart out there than one who just accepted things.

It is always difficult, even with the best will in the world, to look back a long way and see anything resembling the truth.

I sometimes think that when the prime minister tries to select a weapon it is the boomerang he finds most effective.

You must do everything you can to make your appearance pleasing, but the minute you walk out the door, forget yourself and start concentrating on others.