Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Let not our longing slay the appetite of our living.

Some people are thoroughly self-centred. This thing goes with me. I need it for moral support.

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

On some campuses, change is effected through nonviolent or even violent means.

I naturally want to be provocative.

There is no surer method of evading the world than by following Art, and no surer method of linking oneself to it than by Art.

Mortal through I be, yea ephemeral, if but a moment I gaze up at the night's starry domain of heaven, Then no longer on earth I stand; I touch the Creator, And my lively spirit drinketh immortality.

I guess one person can make a difference.