Who is the conservative movement, where is it located, and who runs it, and who's in charge of it? They can't even agree within the conservative movement who is a conservative and who isn't.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Stupid dire warnings of imminent doom.They always put me in a bad mood.

A book can be as dangerous as a sword in the right hands, said Haldon.

All the bravery that lines our lives, in the ordinary moments adds up to an extraordinary, successful life.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

As people talk, text and browse, telecommunication networks are capturing urban flows in real time and crystallizing them as Googles traffic congestion maps.

Who knows how many artists fail because the light that shines through them is defracted in a thousand directions and not concentrated in a single beam?

I'm neither an optimist nor a pessimist. I am a dyed-in-the-woo l possibilist! By this, I mean with an eco-mind, we see that everything's connected and change is the only constant.

I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself.

Maybe the one I enjoyed playing most was A Month in the Country.

Our repugnance to death increases in proportion to our consciousness of having lived in vain.