Who is this god person anyway?

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Aye, well, it’s like a battle. Ya lay yer plans, then when they go wrong, ya make things up as ya go.

May the Lord give you your heart desires.

Dark-bright fire lit eyes

All the things we achieve are things we have first of all imagined.

My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.

The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors; that which it loves, and also that which it fears.

Religion and morals are symmetrically opposed, just like poetry and philosophy.

Never rest on your oars as a boss. If you do, the whole company starts sinking.

People are not hungry because we dont produce enough. People are hungry for political reasons.

School is the path, not the point.