Who knows what the future holds.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Sometimes things work just because you think they work. It's as good a definition of faith as any.

Loved life is full of suspence, adventures where excitement dance

We are never content with our lot.

One famous movie executive, who shall remain nameless, exposed himself to me in his office. 'Mr X, ' I said, 'I thought you were a producer, not an exhibitor.'

That's awesome. There's no bias in the media.

Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping.

I think the simpler it is when you have a crazy character to play is almost more creepy and interesting.

We can all be beautiful girls.

Perfection can be had by everybody.

He was such a fabulous drama coach. What better person to have than Alfred Hitchcock? His work as a director was impeccable. I learned so much.