Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I'd have been queen of all England, but Massachusetts haunted me and wouldn't let me go.

To destroy the enemy it can be necessary to understand him.

Women are half the population and they know how to take care of themselves, if they are only given access to health care.

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

Though confidence is very fine, and makes the future sunny; I want no confidence for mine, I'd rather have the money

If there are problems with the subtle physical body, it's very hard for the kundalini to flow.

Get real. Life is heavy. It's difficult. It's complex...even for the wise.

The discipline that is needed in our lives is the discipline that comes from within.

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.

There's a mountain of information about us. I mean there's so much. Anyway, I'm not an intelligence person. But I just look at it and it's a mountain of data.