Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.

Overcome the prideful need to measure your worth by how much more successful you are than others, by operating from a core belief grounded in abundance.

Problems are inevitable. Staying in control of your emotions is optional.

My mother is an actress, and she used to drag me from theater to theater and reading to reading.

I learned a long time ago that trying to micromanage the perfect vacation is always a disaster. That leads to terrible times.

For most of the movies that I've done, we've shot in a contemporary house, in contemporary clothes, speaking in a contemporary way. So, I really enjoy that. It really helps.

Strange children should smile at each other and say, "Let's play.

Don't be afraid to expand yourself, to step out of your comfort zone. That's where the joy and the adventure lie.

I don't want somebody telling my daughter who she can marry, or what she can do with her body. That's what was at stake.

When is a crisis reached? When questions arise that can't be answered.

Congress seems drugged and inert most of the time... its idea of meeting a problem is to hold hearings or, in extreme cases, to appoint a commission.