Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

But, in her life, nothing was going to happen. Such was the will of God! The future was a dark corridor, and at the far end the door was bolted.

Cultivate an optimistic mind, use your imagination, always consider alternatives, and dare to believe that you can make possible what others think is impossible.

alcohol played the midwife

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

The whole world is a personality cult.

The smartest person in the United States Senate, and he knows it, is John Sununu. Thank God he had his mother's temperament.

There are times in my life where I've had boyfriends or girlfriends.

As usual she had a deceptive air of perspicacity.

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