Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I'm born with wild horses in my head..With an imagination to conquer this world..I will not settle for comforts of a golden cage.

Those who perpetrate stories must act cruelly.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity

Love is a strange feeling! And you cannot understand what happens to you when it does happen to you.

When men are able to influence so many others through their life and their example, they do not die.

I feel more Scottish than Norman.

The road is not a problem. It's not any more tempting. People don't come up with giant bags of drugs or gallons of alcohol and say, 'You've got to do this.' It happens to me more at home.

It is when things go hardest, when life becomes most trying, that there is greatest need for having a fixed goal.

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.

It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?