Who's possessing who now, Casper?

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

Time to toss the dice

My name might be similar, but I'd never say 'Laters, baby.

You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.

In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.

I'm not going to use nukes, but I'm not taking cards off the table.

There is a time when the word "eventually" has the soothing effect of a promise, and a time when the word evokes in us bitterness and scorn.

Quantity of material production can only be a means to a further end, not an end in itself.

Theatre was an art form that I didn't really respect, and because I wanted to shake it up and do different things on stage, I was able to combine all the things I'd learnt through writing on my own.

But I can tell - let truth be told - That love will change in growing old; Though day by day is nought to see, So delicate his motions be.

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.