Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery, " Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.

I'm fine, " Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.""Bad deduction, " Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

Jesus teaches us to forgive and I've got to trust him on that one.

We have the ability to provide quality education to every child on earth right now.

Great families of yesterday we show, And lords, whose parents were the Lord knows who.

Bigotry is the sacred disease, and self-conceit tells lies.

We must develop energy independence; we must Make It In America.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

The right to choose death when life no longer holds meaning is not only the next liberation but the last human right.

I don't think you tell someone you love them because you expect something. I think you tell them because you have something to give.

If the players go Christmas shopping, it's not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in a busy shopping centre or having people visit can be demanding.

I guess my husband is a muse as well.