Who you are moment to moment is just a story.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.

You do not know what is better before you have tried what is worse.

The evasion of responsibility is the major cause of most peoples frustrations and defeats.

The history of photography needs clearing out. It needs something else now. Because photography always acknowledged there were cameras before photography.

Show me three variations in the leading handbook on the openings, and I will show you two of those three that are defective.

We are all trying to make it the best way we know how, so when we look at each other as individuals and nations we should do so with compassion.

People have become so literal because they're used to reality-based television.

Acting is mostly interpretive. They use different parts of you, and different sides of you, and different so-called talents.

In my case, I can sincerely say nothing is impossible.

Rashida Jones is simply glorious. Andy Samberg shines in a grounded performance that digs deep, sharply funny and touching, a breath of fresh comic air!