Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

In trying to commit my life to finding and participating in some of the purposes of Christ, as I can determine them, my energies and abilities are gradually being focused and are working together.

Your hearing status doesn't make you a better person. Your humanity does.

I've tried to deny it even to myself...My heart and soul are filled with you.

Ever since history has been written, ever since philosophy has meditated, misery has been the garment of the human race.

My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that in all of my books.

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous.

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Lukewarm people think about life on earth much more often than eternity in heaven.

I come from the theater, so for me rehearsal is vital and a way of life. There are many film directors who don't believe in it and some actors who prefer not to rehearse.

Can I go forward when my heart is here?